Monday, September 21, 2009
Unicorn Kiss part 3
"Who are you?" Frella inquired. The giggling stopped and a short while later a rather small pixie the size of her thumb appeared before her eyes! "Oh!?" Frella said with a start she hadn't realized the pixie was even there until it had flicked her upon the nose. Then the pixie drew her attention to the waffle sized ruby. "Yes. Yes," she said to the pixie, "It's a very beautiful ruby." The pixie laughed then mimed something Frella didn't understand. The pixie drew in her arms and flew in a squating position, and then it dawned on Frella what this pixie was miming, and it also explained the wierd coating over the jewels she had picked up most recently. These little thumb sized pixies pooped jewels!
Saturday, September 19, 2009
Last Night's Dream Part 1
Pale moonlight glittered in through the window of little Amy Lendakki's brick colored house. The house was quite small, but not too big, just right for a little girl like Amy. She knew how to do household chores to keep the house spick and span. Amy was short for a 15 year old, but nobody underestimated her. She had been emancipated a little earlier than most, but this was because she was so bright. Her auburn hair and crystal blue eyes made her who she was.
One night on a full moon Amy would have peculiar dreams, about beautiful horses with horns, called unicorns. She loved it when she had dreams like these, because it seemed much more fun to frolic with the beautiful horses than work at her smelly cubicle. Amy had a job that required a lot of brains, and someone who could type 120 words per a minute. Her days at work were dull and rather boring.
These wonderful dreams were like her escape, or her private oasis. Some nights she'd go with them to mountains made of candy, and somenights places so dark she couldn't make out anything. Amy hadn't known these unicorns could speak, and when they did it was the strangest dream she'd ever had.
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Her day at worked seemed particularly longer than most and she was looking forward to a nights sleep, where she'd visit the beautiful unicorns. Amy wondered why they acted as if they knew what she was saying, but yet they couldn't speak. It was my dream wasn't it? She thought. Why don't they speak? With a stifled yawn Amy pulled her covers up, letting the warmth take her to her dreamworld.
She opened her eyes to a vividly bright sky, and fertile meadows. There were traces of the unicorns, but there weren't any in sight. An icy chill went down Amy's back as, she searched the areas that were often crowded with unicorns. She was about to shut her eyes to wake in reality, but then she heard a neigh edged with pain. Amy's instincts sent her running straight toward the unicorn that was in horrible pain.
Panting with fear she looked around for it, and looked down on the ground. When she thought she would never find her, she spotted a lime green unicorn with a crystal pink horn. Amy instantly recognized the unicorn as Lya.
"Lya? What's wrong." Amy asked still panicky. She didn't expect an answer either.
"You've been put on the list," Lya coughed, and closed her eyes for a few seconds for she was covered in her blood.
"Lya! Don't give up on me!" Amy shouted, and went to get something to wrap the unicorns wound. Ginger leaves, Amy repeated in her head. Ginger leaves were what the unicorns used if she had gotten a wound on accident.
She found them easily, and once she had enough she sprinted toward Lya.
"Lya, don't go to sleep, please don't." She whispered in the young unicorns ear. Lya tensed as the juices from the ginger leaves hit her wound. Once the cleaning part of the medicine ended, Amy could see Lya relaxing. Her wound closed up too.
Amy wiped her forehead, which had been drizzling with sweat. Lya was safe, for now.
One night on a full moon Amy would have peculiar dreams, about beautiful horses with horns, called unicorns. She loved it when she had dreams like these, because it seemed much more fun to frolic with the beautiful horses than work at her smelly cubicle. Amy had a job that required a lot of brains, and someone who could type 120 words per a minute. Her days at work were dull and rather boring.
These wonderful dreams were like her escape, or her private oasis. Some nights she'd go with them to mountains made of candy, and somenights places so dark she couldn't make out anything. Amy hadn't known these unicorns could speak, and when they did it was the strangest dream she'd ever had.
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Her day at worked seemed particularly longer than most and she was looking forward to a nights sleep, where she'd visit the beautiful unicorns. Amy wondered why they acted as if they knew what she was saying, but yet they couldn't speak. It was my dream wasn't it? She thought. Why don't they speak? With a stifled yawn Amy pulled her covers up, letting the warmth take her to her dreamworld.
She opened her eyes to a vividly bright sky, and fertile meadows. There were traces of the unicorns, but there weren't any in sight. An icy chill went down Amy's back as, she searched the areas that were often crowded with unicorns. She was about to shut her eyes to wake in reality, but then she heard a neigh edged with pain. Amy's instincts sent her running straight toward the unicorn that was in horrible pain.
Panting with fear she looked around for it, and looked down on the ground. When she thought she would never find her, she spotted a lime green unicorn with a crystal pink horn. Amy instantly recognized the unicorn as Lya.
"Lya? What's wrong." Amy asked still panicky. She didn't expect an answer either.
"You've been put on the list," Lya coughed, and closed her eyes for a few seconds for she was covered in her blood.
"Lya! Don't give up on me!" Amy shouted, and went to get something to wrap the unicorns wound. Ginger leaves, Amy repeated in her head. Ginger leaves were what the unicorns used if she had gotten a wound on accident.
She found them easily, and once she had enough she sprinted toward Lya.
"Lya, don't go to sleep, please don't." She whispered in the young unicorns ear. Lya tensed as the juices from the ginger leaves hit her wound. Once the cleaning part of the medicine ended, Amy could see Lya relaxing. Her wound closed up too.
Amy wiped her forehead, which had been drizzling with sweat. Lya was safe, for now.
Friday, September 11, 2009
Unicorn Kiss Part Two
Frella awoke with a start, having forgotten where she was it was quite a shock to find herself in a bed of moss. Pushing herself up onto her elbows she looked around at the surrounding area and found a trail of gems leading further into the woods. Dazzled by the beautiful gems Frella began to greedily pick them up, and followed the gem trail deeper into the woods.
"Oh my look how big that emerald is!" Frella screeched with excitment as she tossed it into the huge pile of gems she had collected.
"I could buy a castle with all of these..."she mused, "Or at least one hundred new dresses," she smiled as she thought of this. As she began to collect more and more she noticed something strange about the gems. She began to notice that the gems were in fact getting warmer. Curious. And they were getting a somewhat slimy coat to them that made them slippery to pick up. Without realizing it the little gem trail has led Frella to a clearing within the woods, but just before stepping out into the clearing Frella bent down to pick up one of the last gems. As she clasped her fingers around the diamond she gave a loud shriek! The diamond had burned her!
"WHAT THE-?" Then something sharp and hard fell on top of her head with a loud thunk, and it smelled rather rancid. "Ouch!" Frella said as she rubbed the spot where the object had hit her. She looked to the ground only to find a rather large ruby the size of a waffle on the ground! "Whoa."
There was a slight giggling from up above. Frella looked up into the tree.
"Oh my look how big that emerald is!" Frella screeched with excitment as she tossed it into the huge pile of gems she had collected.
"I could buy a castle with all of these..."she mused, "Or at least one hundred new dresses," she smiled as she thought of this. As she began to collect more and more she noticed something strange about the gems. She began to notice that the gems were in fact getting warmer. Curious. And they were getting a somewhat slimy coat to them that made them slippery to pick up. Without realizing it the little gem trail has led Frella to a clearing within the woods, but just before stepping out into the clearing Frella bent down to pick up one of the last gems. As she clasped her fingers around the diamond she gave a loud shriek! The diamond had burned her!
"WHAT THE-?" Then something sharp and hard fell on top of her head with a loud thunk, and it smelled rather rancid. "Ouch!" Frella said as she rubbed the spot where the object had hit her. She looked to the ground only to find a rather large ruby the size of a waffle on the ground! "Whoa."
There was a slight giggling from up above. Frella looked up into the tree.
Wednesday, September 9, 2009
Part 2
Fredrick stood gulped his fresh forage a little to fast and gagged a little. He still felt like an idiot and that feeling wasn't going to go away for a long time. At least he didn't get to ask her, or maybe he should have. Maybe she would have changed her mind.
Letting his mind ponder he didn't manage to notice Lilac staring at him a few trots away. If you were looking at this scene you'd se a beautiful meadow with a periwinkle horse and a violet colored pony staring at the periwinkle horse.
The neigh call rang signaling that lunch was over. Lilac galloped over to Fredrick and tried to keep up with him.
"Hiya Fredrick, which class are you going to next?"
"Lilac, It's the middle of the semester and my next class is with you."
"Oh yeah, right sorry."
"No need." Fredrick could tell she was only trying to make conversation, he needn't be so harsh.
"Ummm, Fredrick." He looked up at her indifferently. "There's something I've been meaning to tell you." She stared at the ground shyly and partly blushing. Fredrick was getting a hunch of what she was about to tell him. "I like you, more than a friend."
Fredrick gulped and Lilac looked even more embarrassed than ever. Stupid! Why did you gulp! "I can't say the same for me, look Lilac we don't talk that much. I don't understand how you could like a jerk like me." This time Lilac looked shocked.
"Your not a jerk, and we talk all the time."
"Really? Then why did you just ask me what class I was going too?"
"Okay then, you're right." She sighed heavily and for one Fredrick wished he could make her happy, but this wasn't what he wanted. He didn't want to be liked by Lilac. He wanted to be liked by the one unicorn that mattered most to him, but that wasn't going to happen.
Letting his mind ponder he didn't manage to notice Lilac staring at him a few trots away. If you were looking at this scene you'd se a beautiful meadow with a periwinkle horse and a violet colored pony staring at the periwinkle horse.
The neigh call rang signaling that lunch was over. Lilac galloped over to Fredrick and tried to keep up with him.
"Hiya Fredrick, which class are you going to next?"
"Lilac, It's the middle of the semester and my next class is with you."
"Oh yeah, right sorry."
"No need." Fredrick could tell she was only trying to make conversation, he needn't be so harsh.
"Ummm, Fredrick." He looked up at her indifferently. "There's something I've been meaning to tell you." She stared at the ground shyly and partly blushing. Fredrick was getting a hunch of what she was about to tell him. "I like you, more than a friend."
Fredrick gulped and Lilac looked even more embarrassed than ever. Stupid! Why did you gulp! "I can't say the same for me, look Lilac we don't talk that much. I don't understand how you could like a jerk like me." This time Lilac looked shocked.
"Your not a jerk, and we talk all the time."
"Really? Then why did you just ask me what class I was going too?"
"Okay then, you're right." She sighed heavily and for one Fredrick wished he could make her happy, but this wasn't what he wanted. He didn't want to be liked by Lilac. He wanted to be liked by the one unicorn that mattered most to him, but that wasn't going to happen.
A Unicorn Kiss
The fair Frella lived in a castle far far away where no one could hear her. And one day that fair Frella broke out of those castle walls to the outside world, and saw all sorts of wonderful things! As she walked through the village outside of the castle gates Frella saw the hardships her subjects faced as she lived inside the dingy castle walls where every one of her whims were appeased. She felt so bad for her people that she ran into the woods!
After many hours of crying and running Frella realized it was beginning to get dark. In a panic she began to run in circles screaming, "WHY!" Before collapsing in exhaustion she heard a faint, "You know why..."
To Be Continued in a short while...
After many hours of crying and running Frella realized it was beginning to get dark. In a panic she began to run in circles screaming, "WHY!" Before collapsing in exhaustion she heard a faint, "You know why..."
To Be Continued in a short while...
Tuesday, September 8, 2009
The Unicorns that live in my pocket
I'm not crazy, you're just crazy for not believing. Unicorns are real and they live in my pocket, and don't try to tell me otherwise. You should hear how much of a rucus they make when they have a party or a quarrel. Nobody bothers to listen to them when they sing lovely songs that'll get in your head and drive you insane for the rest of the day.
Once a pon a time there was a periwinkle colored unicorn named Fredrick. Fredrick was often called Fred, but he personally hated the name Fred. If you didn't know him he wouldn't correct you, but if his friends didn't call him Fredrick he'd let off lots of steam.
Fredrick lived in a blue world that didn't have a sky, and it smelled like flowers some day or manure another day. The flower smells lasted for a long time, but the manure smell only last a few minutes. Which was a good thing, if it was the other way around Fredrick wouldn't know how he could survive with the godforesaken smell.
There was this she-uni who always talked to him, and he felt that he should take it to the next level. So today he planned to ask her on a date, and even had roses for her if she said yes. He knew she'd say yes, because it was very obvious that she liked him.
Fredrick watched as the clock turned 12 and raced to the lunch meadow. He looked around for Julie and eventually spotted her. Her lilac colored coat and ember horn stood out as she bent down to eat some grass. Fredricks heart was beating as he trotted merrily toward her.
"Hey Julie." He said with overwhelming confidence.
"Hey, how are you?" She replied
"Never better, there's something I've been-" she cut him off.
"You'll never guess what happened today!"
"What?" He asked trying to hurry her so he could ask her.
"You know Jake, right?" She said too excitedly.
"Yeah, what about him?" Now Fredrick was utterly confused.
"He asked me to be his girlfriend, and I said yes!"
"That's great."
"Are you okay?" Julie asked concerned.
"Fine, just girlfriend issues."
"Oh, I see well good luck." Fredrick turned around with the feeling of dry swallowing a huge pill. If only I would have asked her sooner! He thought. Goodness, I feel like an idiot!
TO BE CONTINUED
Once a pon a time there was a periwinkle colored unicorn named Fredrick. Fredrick was often called Fred, but he personally hated the name Fred. If you didn't know him he wouldn't correct you, but if his friends didn't call him Fredrick he'd let off lots of steam.
Fredrick lived in a blue world that didn't have a sky, and it smelled like flowers some day or manure another day. The flower smells lasted for a long time, but the manure smell only last a few minutes. Which was a good thing, if it was the other way around Fredrick wouldn't know how he could survive with the godforesaken smell.
There was this she-uni who always talked to him, and he felt that he should take it to the next level. So today he planned to ask her on a date, and even had roses for her if she said yes. He knew she'd say yes, because it was very obvious that she liked him.
Fredrick watched as the clock turned 12 and raced to the lunch meadow. He looked around for Julie and eventually spotted her. Her lilac colored coat and ember horn stood out as she bent down to eat some grass. Fredricks heart was beating as he trotted merrily toward her.
"Hey Julie." He said with overwhelming confidence.
"Hey, how are you?" She replied
"Never better, there's something I've been-" she cut him off.
"You'll never guess what happened today!"
"What?" He asked trying to hurry her so he could ask her.
"You know Jake, right?" She said too excitedly.
"Yeah, what about him?" Now Fredrick was utterly confused.
"He asked me to be his girlfriend, and I said yes!"
"That's great."
"Are you okay?" Julie asked concerned.
"Fine, just girlfriend issues."
"Oh, I see well good luck." Fredrick turned around with the feeling of dry swallowing a huge pill. If only I would have asked her sooner! He thought. Goodness, I feel like an idiot!
TO BE CONTINUED
Monday, September 7, 2009
The Windigo
Experience two:
On an island in the middle of no where lived a wild band of unicorns called Windigo. It was said that the Windigo had a magnificent leader with a firey mane and tail that glowed in the evening light like burning embers, and his coat was said to be as dark as a moonless night. He went by the name of Fire-tongue. Some of the younger unicorns claimed he could breathe fire like the mighty dragon on Mount Rafozo, others claimed he was the son of the dragon himself. No one knew if these tales were true, but the young unicorn Silver-moon was about to find out!
"Silver-moon!" a shrill neigh called into the night. "Silver-moon, wake up please," now whoever it was calling for me was now nudging my side with a cloven hoof. Groaning I wearily got to my feet. "Silver-"
"I'm awake! Why are you waking me up the moon hasn't even disappeared over the horizon."
"I'm sorry Silver-moon, but I just had to tell you," Silver-moon now realized it was his best friend Rainbow, "I saw something up in the mountain! It was awful-"
"Wait. You saw something?"
"Yes," she said breathlessly, "I did."
"Well?"
She took a deep breath and began her tale, "So I was at the base of Mount Rafozo. You know Silver-moon that's where the best coconuts are to be found-"
"Yes. Yes I know carry on," he said impatiently Rainbow always had to explain things in a long winded fashion.
"While I was looking for some coconuts I heard a mighty roar erupt from Mount Rafozo! And when I looked up to see what had caused the roar I saw a giant pair of wings! A fierce pair of red eyes! And talons the size of my head! It was as big as the mountain itself."
"You couldn't have seen anything like that Rainbow. Dragon's aren't real."
"If unicorns aren't real either then what are we?" She snorted rather haughtily.
"Don't be ridiculous of course unicorns are real. We are unicorns for goodness sake!"
"Then why can't dragons be real if unicorns are?"
"Oh alright, I see your point. But don't ever suggest we're related to those good for nothing non-horns they're dumber than a box of rocks. (A unicorns greatest shame is to loose its horn and become a non-horn aka horse)
"I know. I know," Rainbow sighed quietly. Rainbow only knew too well about the non-horns her father had been in a horrible accident with a coconut tree which ended with his horn embedded in the bark and it inevitably had to be removed.
"Are you ready?" I neighed softly.
"Yeah I'll show you the way."
Rainbow led me through the Windigo camp once we were clear she began to trot down the trail.
"It's not very far from here," she said over her shoulder.
We trotted for quite some time in the dark with the moon shining brightly above us. Until we reached the mountain side where Rainbow claimed to have seen the dragon. There was no sight of the dragon, however, we did find something else. We found Fire-tongue climbing the mountain side!
"Do you see that!" Rainbow snorted urgently, "It's Fire-tongue!"
"I know Rainbow I can see him," then I began to stalk after Fire-tongue in a semi-quiet manner.
"Wait for me," Rainbow neighed softly.
We climbed and climbed and climbed for what seemed like forever I thought we might actually climb till the top of the mountain, but then Fire-tongue disappeared into the mountain side! I could just barely make him out as he disappeared into what seemed like a cave. Rainbow and I followed him and just like that there was a faint glow of light coming from around the corner in the cave. Upon rounding the corner the first thing I could make out was the light glimmering off the shiny black scales of the mighty dragon. It's mighty tail draped all around the cave, and in the center of the cave lay its menacing head with Fire-tongue standing right in front of it.
"Don't eat Fire-tongue!!" whinied Rainbow which completely blew our cover.
The dragon and Fire-tongue immediately spun their heads to the cave opening in which we stood.
I really thought we were in for it then.
"Silver-moon. Rainbow. Come here please," Fire-tongue said with a powerful neigh.
Keeping my head down I trotted over to Fire-tongue as did Rainbow.
"I never thought any of you younglings would have the courage to follow me up Mount Rafozo. I have to give you two credit that is very brave of you, but also very dangerous," Fire-tongue looked up at his scaly friend. "Well now that you all are here it's my pleasure to introduce you to my mother Zenada Shinyscales."
Rainbow and I exchanged wide eyed glances. So the tales were all true, but one thing was for certain Fire-tongue is indeed half dragon.
"Nice to meet you Zenada Shinyscales," I nickered bowing my head.
"Nice to meet you too Silver-moon I've heard much about you," Zenada said with glittery eyes. I looked over at Fire-tongue, "Fire-tongue who else knows about your mother?"
Fire-tongue gave me a solemn look, "Everyone does Silver-moon you just have to believe."
Now everything made perfect sense. Since all of the Windigo unicorns were afraid of Mount Rafozo no one knew the truth, but people must have seen Zenada on the mountain just like Rainbow did, and so the stories began.
Rainbow and Silver-moon were not eaten that night, but they did find out all the stories were true, and they went to visit Zenada Shinyscales with Fire-tongue on occassion after their first encounter. Of course, no one believed them that they had actually met the dragon, but they didn't let that bother them instead they let their belief in Zenada be enough for them.
The End.
On an island in the middle of no where lived a wild band of unicorns called Windigo. It was said that the Windigo had a magnificent leader with a firey mane and tail that glowed in the evening light like burning embers, and his coat was said to be as dark as a moonless night. He went by the name of Fire-tongue. Some of the younger unicorns claimed he could breathe fire like the mighty dragon on Mount Rafozo, others claimed he was the son of the dragon himself. No one knew if these tales were true, but the young unicorn Silver-moon was about to find out!
"Silver-moon!" a shrill neigh called into the night. "Silver-moon, wake up please," now whoever it was calling for me was now nudging my side with a cloven hoof. Groaning I wearily got to my feet. "Silver-"
"I'm awake! Why are you waking me up the moon hasn't even disappeared over the horizon."
"I'm sorry Silver-moon, but I just had to tell you," Silver-moon now realized it was his best friend Rainbow, "I saw something up in the mountain! It was awful-"
"Wait. You saw something?"
"Yes," she said breathlessly, "I did."
"Well?"
She took a deep breath and began her tale, "So I was at the base of Mount Rafozo. You know Silver-moon that's where the best coconuts are to be found-"
"Yes. Yes I know carry on," he said impatiently Rainbow always had to explain things in a long winded fashion.
"While I was looking for some coconuts I heard a mighty roar erupt from Mount Rafozo! And when I looked up to see what had caused the roar I saw a giant pair of wings! A fierce pair of red eyes! And talons the size of my head! It was as big as the mountain itself."
"You couldn't have seen anything like that Rainbow. Dragon's aren't real."
"If unicorns aren't real either then what are we?" She snorted rather haughtily.
"Don't be ridiculous of course unicorns are real. We are unicorns for goodness sake!"
"Then why can't dragons be real if unicorns are?"
"Oh alright, I see your point. But don't ever suggest we're related to those good for nothing non-horns they're dumber than a box of rocks. (A unicorns greatest shame is to loose its horn and become a non-horn aka horse)
"I know. I know," Rainbow sighed quietly. Rainbow only knew too well about the non-horns her father had been in a horrible accident with a coconut tree which ended with his horn embedded in the bark and it inevitably had to be removed.
"Are you ready?" I neighed softly.
"Yeah I'll show you the way."
Rainbow led me through the Windigo camp once we were clear she began to trot down the trail.
"It's not very far from here," she said over her shoulder.
We trotted for quite some time in the dark with the moon shining brightly above us. Until we reached the mountain side where Rainbow claimed to have seen the dragon. There was no sight of the dragon, however, we did find something else. We found Fire-tongue climbing the mountain side!
"Do you see that!" Rainbow snorted urgently, "It's Fire-tongue!"
"I know Rainbow I can see him," then I began to stalk after Fire-tongue in a semi-quiet manner.
"Wait for me," Rainbow neighed softly.
We climbed and climbed and climbed for what seemed like forever I thought we might actually climb till the top of the mountain, but then Fire-tongue disappeared into the mountain side! I could just barely make him out as he disappeared into what seemed like a cave. Rainbow and I followed him and just like that there was a faint glow of light coming from around the corner in the cave. Upon rounding the corner the first thing I could make out was the light glimmering off the shiny black scales of the mighty dragon. It's mighty tail draped all around the cave, and in the center of the cave lay its menacing head with Fire-tongue standing right in front of it.
"Don't eat Fire-tongue!!" whinied Rainbow which completely blew our cover.
The dragon and Fire-tongue immediately spun their heads to the cave opening in which we stood.
I really thought we were in for it then.
"Silver-moon. Rainbow. Come here please," Fire-tongue said with a powerful neigh.
Keeping my head down I trotted over to Fire-tongue as did Rainbow.
"I never thought any of you younglings would have the courage to follow me up Mount Rafozo. I have to give you two credit that is very brave of you, but also very dangerous," Fire-tongue looked up at his scaly friend. "Well now that you all are here it's my pleasure to introduce you to my mother Zenada Shinyscales."
Rainbow and I exchanged wide eyed glances. So the tales were all true, but one thing was for certain Fire-tongue is indeed half dragon.
"Nice to meet you Zenada Shinyscales," I nickered bowing my head.
"Nice to meet you too Silver-moon I've heard much about you," Zenada said with glittery eyes. I looked over at Fire-tongue, "Fire-tongue who else knows about your mother?"
Fire-tongue gave me a solemn look, "Everyone does Silver-moon you just have to believe."
Now everything made perfect sense. Since all of the Windigo unicorns were afraid of Mount Rafozo no one knew the truth, but people must have seen Zenada on the mountain just like Rainbow did, and so the stories began.
Rainbow and Silver-moon were not eaten that night, but they did find out all the stories were true, and they went to visit Zenada Shinyscales with Fire-tongue on occassion after their first encounter. Of course, no one believed them that they had actually met the dragon, but they didn't let that bother them instead they let their belief in Zenada be enough for them.
The End.
Planet Ota-Part 2
It was Fleeing Dust's firsh crush ever. She had never spoken to him before, but only admired the handsome stallion. He was very tall and built of lean muscle. Otter Head was puny compared to him, but she couldn't help feeling guilty as she went over to speak to the handsome stallion.
"Hi Moon Horn," Fleeing Dust said shyly. The stallion turned his head looking above the she-unicorn. "Down here." He looked down and looked indifferent as he looked at the she-unicorn. Fleeing Dust gasped as she looked into his face. His nose was covered in black and his eyes were bloodshot. He had been using the confuddling powder!
Fleeing Dust turned away from Moon Horn, and galloped as fast as she could away from the pier. The Uni Cop slowed her to a hault and checked her for signs of confuddling powder. There were none, and the Cop looked worried.
"Hun, if there is anything I can do let me know." She must have thought my friends forced me to come here, Fleeing Dust thought.
"I'm fine," Fleeing Dust said taughtly and trotted toward her sleeping grounds. Fleeing Dust couldn't believe Moon Horn would do that to himself, what if Otter Head did too! It'd be all her fault too! She had to stop him, and show him she loved him at the same time. That's not hard at all. She thought with severe sarcasm. She took a deep breath in and came to her resting posisition, and let sleep overcome her.
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Otter Head opened his eyes as if he were seeing the sunrise for the very first time. He got himself up and yawned with tiredness. The first thought that came to his head was Fleeing Dust helping him. He looked around for, but couldn't find her. Right now he wished he knew where her sleeping place was. "Fleeing Dust?" He called but the only response he got was a loud "shhhhh."
Giving up he headed toward the pickle tree that Fleeing Dust planted. He couldn't stop thinking about her pink coat and her beautiful horn, and her ice blue eyes. When he actually saw her he thought it was just his imagination, but it truly was her.
"Fleeing Dust, I-I've been looking all over for you." He said with a little guilt.
"You have?" Her tone was mild and soft.
"Yes, Fleeing Dust, I-," Fleeing Dust finished his words for him.
"I love you!" They both loved each other? How do these things happen. Otter Head's thoughts were lingering with curiosity and joy. They could be together now.
"Oh Fleeing Dust, I love you too," They touched their horns together and became mates. And they lived happily ever after.
The End
"Hi Moon Horn," Fleeing Dust said shyly. The stallion turned his head looking above the she-unicorn. "Down here." He looked down and looked indifferent as he looked at the she-unicorn. Fleeing Dust gasped as she looked into his face. His nose was covered in black and his eyes were bloodshot. He had been using the confuddling powder!
Fleeing Dust turned away from Moon Horn, and galloped as fast as she could away from the pier. The Uni Cop slowed her to a hault and checked her for signs of confuddling powder. There were none, and the Cop looked worried.
"Hun, if there is anything I can do let me know." She must have thought my friends forced me to come here, Fleeing Dust thought.
"I'm fine," Fleeing Dust said taughtly and trotted toward her sleeping grounds. Fleeing Dust couldn't believe Moon Horn would do that to himself, what if Otter Head did too! It'd be all her fault too! She had to stop him, and show him she loved him at the same time. That's not hard at all. She thought with severe sarcasm. She took a deep breath in and came to her resting posisition, and let sleep overcome her.
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Otter Head opened his eyes as if he were seeing the sunrise for the very first time. He got himself up and yawned with tiredness. The first thought that came to his head was Fleeing Dust helping him. He looked around for, but couldn't find her. Right now he wished he knew where her sleeping place was. "Fleeing Dust?" He called but the only response he got was a loud "shhhhh."
Giving up he headed toward the pickle tree that Fleeing Dust planted. He couldn't stop thinking about her pink coat and her beautiful horn, and her ice blue eyes. When he actually saw her he thought it was just his imagination, but it truly was her.
"Fleeing Dust, I-I've been looking all over for you." He said with a little guilt.
"You have?" Her tone was mild and soft.
"Yes, Fleeing Dust, I-," Fleeing Dust finished his words for him.
"I love you!" They both loved each other? How do these things happen. Otter Head's thoughts were lingering with curiosity and joy. They could be together now.
"Oh Fleeing Dust, I love you too," They touched their horns together and became mates. And they lived happily ever after.
The End
Sunday, September 6, 2009
Unicorns Why yes they are real..
Experience One:
Now I know this is probably crazy, but I can be a crazy person at times so this is nothing new. You see I believe in unicorns let's just leave it at that.
I'm not going to start with the uni mafia because that's a whole other story together, which Miya can tell you herself. What I'm going to tell you about is the unicorn I found at the end of the Burley Lagoon Rainbow.
It was perfect weather for making a rainbow. The sun was out. The rain was pouring. And there it was that perfect rainbow with its provocative red, orangey orange, and all of the other colors even the slight sliver of violet. So I decided to follow it to see what was at the end of the rainbow. I'd heard there was a pot of gold at the end, but no one knows if that's really true. For rainbows don't really last long enough to find the true end.
So! I began my journey to the end of the rainbow. I found I had to walk through many fields, across many roads, wade through countless rivers, but that stupid rainbow was always the same distance off.
Scratching my head I wondered how this could be I'd been walking for hours only to realize the rainbow was not any closer. However, to my amazing luck I turned three rights to make a left and ended up in some shady grove, an entrance to a lagoon. A shaft of sunlight, and a slight glimmer on the distant shore told me I had found the end of the rainbow at long last!
Without wasting any time I decided to wade through the mucky lagoon water (hoping there were no grassmen or lagoon monsters around) to reach the other side as soon as possible.
Wading, wading, wading, a stub of the toe here, and a dead fish there, and I made it to the other side. Ya HOO!
What a sight to behold there it was a golden pot with some weird shiny light coming off of it! I thought I struck it rich, but I was sorely wrong. The treasures in that pot of gold were in fact not treasures that would make me rich (in the material, money sort of way) But! In the fertilizer sort of way because the treasure at the end of the Burley Lagoon Rainbow was indeed a pot of unicorn turds. Oh yes, indeed. As I made for the pot of gold (of course I wasn't going home empty handed) I saw a flash and a shimmer behind a tree, and there it was! A unicorn. Who turned its piercing gaze on me.
In a fright I went into flight clutching my pot of unicorn turds, and I never stopped once until I made it home.
So there it was a pot of turds. My father used it as fertilizer for our garden and the plants that grew from that garden were of course shiny and ginormous, but it only lasted for one season. I tried to find my way back to the lagoon to retrieve some more, but I never found or saw it again.
Now I know this is probably crazy, but I can be a crazy person at times so this is nothing new. You see I believe in unicorns let's just leave it at that.
I'm not going to start with the uni mafia because that's a whole other story together, which Miya can tell you herself. What I'm going to tell you about is the unicorn I found at the end of the Burley Lagoon Rainbow.
It was perfect weather for making a rainbow. The sun was out. The rain was pouring. And there it was that perfect rainbow with its provocative red, orangey orange, and all of the other colors even the slight sliver of violet. So I decided to follow it to see what was at the end of the rainbow. I'd heard there was a pot of gold at the end, but no one knows if that's really true. For rainbows don't really last long enough to find the true end.
So! I began my journey to the end of the rainbow. I found I had to walk through many fields, across many roads, wade through countless rivers, but that stupid rainbow was always the same distance off.
Scratching my head I wondered how this could be I'd been walking for hours only to realize the rainbow was not any closer. However, to my amazing luck I turned three rights to make a left and ended up in some shady grove, an entrance to a lagoon. A shaft of sunlight, and a slight glimmer on the distant shore told me I had found the end of the rainbow at long last!
Without wasting any time I decided to wade through the mucky lagoon water (hoping there were no grassmen or lagoon monsters around) to reach the other side as soon as possible.
Wading, wading, wading, a stub of the toe here, and a dead fish there, and I made it to the other side. Ya HOO!
What a sight to behold there it was a golden pot with some weird shiny light coming off of it! I thought I struck it rich, but I was sorely wrong. The treasures in that pot of gold were in fact not treasures that would make me rich (in the material, money sort of way) But! In the fertilizer sort of way because the treasure at the end of the Burley Lagoon Rainbow was indeed a pot of unicorn turds. Oh yes, indeed. As I made for the pot of gold (of course I wasn't going home empty handed) I saw a flash and a shimmer behind a tree, and there it was! A unicorn. Who turned its piercing gaze on me.
In a fright I went into flight clutching my pot of unicorn turds, and I never stopped once until I made it home.
So there it was a pot of turds. My father used it as fertilizer for our garden and the plants that grew from that garden were of course shiny and ginormous, but it only lasted for one season. I tried to find my way back to the lagoon to retrieve some more, but I never found or saw it again.
They're Real
WHOA! Did you see that unicorn? Did you? DID YOU? Well it was right there, awww now it just ran away. Look what you did you scared it. Unicorn come back.
There once was a unicorn that ate pickles and flowers. He had the most revolting breath on Planet Ota. Fleeing Dust a she-unicorn always made jokes about his bad breath. She ate strawberries and mint leaves so her breath always smelled fresh. She had the best smelling breath on Planet Ota. Planet Ota was a magical planet, and not anything like Earth.
The grass was gold colored and the sky was always lime green. The trees were pink and red, and when it rained it covered the forest in clear orange drops. Anybody who stepped foot on this planet would pass out do to shock and amusement put together. Some people would think they were going crazy.
Fleeing Dust wasn't always heartless, just around her friends. She felt like she had to make fun of Otter Head, the foul breathed unicorn, she felt intense feelings for him that her friends wouldn't understand. So one day she went off to sun valley where all the pickle trees grew. She stabbed a pickle with her horn and bucked her head to get it off her precious horn. The pickle had been split in two. Just as she planned. She carefully licked up a pickle seed and galloped to some other unknown land.
Fleeing dust followed her nose toward the mint forest. The mint leaves were a shade of deep purple. She grabbed one and wrapped the seed in the leaf. After she finished her task she planted the seed.
A few day later there was a tree the size of Otter Head himself, and it grew strange smelling pickles. They smelled of mint. He jumped up and plucked a pickle off the tree. As he bit into the pickle a fresh taste overwhelmed his mouth. It still had the flavor of the pickle but freshened his mouth at the same time!
He began talking to some of the she-unicorns, and getting their ney calls. He had never gotten 15 ney calls in one day. He held his head high until he noticed Fleeing Dust approach him. She looked a little strange, as if she were jealous. He walked away without talking to her, he didn't need to hear any negativity today. He was sick of her rude remarks and the way she teased him. Why on Earth, well not on Earth, would she be jealous he thought. He trotted over to his favorite sleeping spot and closed his eyes.
He had a vivid picture of a she-unicorn much like fleeing dust, or wait. It was Fleeing Dust! He saw her galloping toward his old food spot to her food spot. Where she planted a seed. It was probably a tree to make my breath even more foul, he thought, but why would she plant it in the mint field. And then it clicked in his mind.
Fleeing Dust watched as Otter Head got all of the attention from the she-unicorns. Ever since she made his breath smell lovely, he hasn't said a word to her. The others had made fun of him too, so why is she the one getting the silent treatment. Why was he being such a donkey! She thought, but then she instantly took it back. Donkey was the meanest insult you could say to a unicorn. He'd probably not talk to her for days if she ever called him that.
She galloped toward the Onacee Pier where most of the teen-ager unicorns went to party and snort confuddling powder. She wouldn't join in on these events because they were illegal and you could get arrested by the Uni PD. And then she saw him. He had a gold coat and a navy blue mane, his horn sparkled like a diamond.
There once was a unicorn that ate pickles and flowers. He had the most revolting breath on Planet Ota. Fleeing Dust a she-unicorn always made jokes about his bad breath. She ate strawberries and mint leaves so her breath always smelled fresh. She had the best smelling breath on Planet Ota. Planet Ota was a magical planet, and not anything like Earth.
The grass was gold colored and the sky was always lime green. The trees were pink and red, and when it rained it covered the forest in clear orange drops. Anybody who stepped foot on this planet would pass out do to shock and amusement put together. Some people would think they were going crazy.
Fleeing Dust wasn't always heartless, just around her friends. She felt like she had to make fun of Otter Head, the foul breathed unicorn, she felt intense feelings for him that her friends wouldn't understand. So one day she went off to sun valley where all the pickle trees grew. She stabbed a pickle with her horn and bucked her head to get it off her precious horn. The pickle had been split in two. Just as she planned. She carefully licked up a pickle seed and galloped to some other unknown land.
Fleeing dust followed her nose toward the mint forest. The mint leaves were a shade of deep purple. She grabbed one and wrapped the seed in the leaf. After she finished her task she planted the seed.
A few day later there was a tree the size of Otter Head himself, and it grew strange smelling pickles. They smelled of mint. He jumped up and plucked a pickle off the tree. As he bit into the pickle a fresh taste overwhelmed his mouth. It still had the flavor of the pickle but freshened his mouth at the same time!
He began talking to some of the she-unicorns, and getting their ney calls. He had never gotten 15 ney calls in one day. He held his head high until he noticed Fleeing Dust approach him. She looked a little strange, as if she were jealous. He walked away without talking to her, he didn't need to hear any negativity today. He was sick of her rude remarks and the way she teased him. Why on Earth, well not on Earth, would she be jealous he thought. He trotted over to his favorite sleeping spot and closed his eyes.
He had a vivid picture of a she-unicorn much like fleeing dust, or wait. It was Fleeing Dust! He saw her galloping toward his old food spot to her food spot. Where she planted a seed. It was probably a tree to make my breath even more foul, he thought, but why would she plant it in the mint field. And then it clicked in his mind.
Fleeing Dust watched as Otter Head got all of the attention from the she-unicorns. Ever since she made his breath smell lovely, he hasn't said a word to her. The others had made fun of him too, so why is she the one getting the silent treatment. Why was he being such a donkey! She thought, but then she instantly took it back. Donkey was the meanest insult you could say to a unicorn. He'd probably not talk to her for days if she ever called him that.
She galloped toward the Onacee Pier where most of the teen-ager unicorns went to party and snort confuddling powder. She wouldn't join in on these events because they were illegal and you could get arrested by the Uni PD. And then she saw him. He had a gold coat and a navy blue mane, his horn sparkled like a diamond.
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