The Unicorns that live in my pocket

I'm not crazy, you're just crazy for not believing. Unicorns are real and they live in my pocket, and don't try to tell me otherwise. You should hear how much of a rucus they make when they have a party or a quarrel. Nobody bothers to listen to them when they sing lovely songs that'll get in your head and drive you insane for the rest of the day.

Once a pon a time there was a periwinkle colored unicorn named Fredrick. Fredrick was often called Fred, but he personally hated the name Fred. If you didn't know him he wouldn't correct you, but if his friends didn't call him Fredrick he'd let off lots of steam.

Fredrick lived in a blue world that didn't have a sky, and it smelled like flowers some day or manure another day. The flower smells lasted for a long time, but the manure smell only last a few minutes. Which was a good thing, if it was the other way around Fredrick wouldn't know how he could survive with the godforesaken smell.

There was this she-uni who always talked to him, and he felt that he should take it to the next level. So today he planned to ask her on a date, and even had roses for her if she said yes. He knew she'd say yes, because it was very obvious that she liked him.

Fredrick watched as the clock turned 12 and raced to the lunch meadow. He looked around for Julie and eventually spotted her. Her lilac colored coat and ember horn stood out as she bent down to eat some grass. Fredricks heart was beating as he trotted merrily toward her.

"Hey Julie." He said with overwhelming confidence.

"Hey, how are you?" She replied

"Never better, there's something I've been-" she cut him off.

"You'll never guess what happened today!"

"What?" He asked trying to hurry her so he could ask her.

"You know Jake, right?" She said too excitedly.

"Yeah, what about him?" Now Fredrick was utterly confused.

"He asked me to be his girlfriend, and I said yes!"

"That's great."

"Are you okay?" Julie asked concerned.

"Fine, just girlfriend issues."

"Oh, I see well good luck." Fredrick turned around with the feeling of dry swallowing a huge pill. If only I would have asked her sooner! He thought. Goodness, I feel like an idiot!

TO BE CONTINUED